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okay but
When Shepard first flirts with Garrus, he says he doesn't have a human fetish and responds to her less like he's into it and more like it logically makes sense. "Sure, why not, there's nobody I respect more than you, let me look up some biology stuff."
Then, once Shepard has been in a relationship with him for a while, he's suddenly constantly talking about how hot she is.
In conclusion:
👏DEMISEXUAL👏GARRUS👏VAKARIAN👏
#CHANGE MY MIND#jk you can't#shakarian#mass effect#headcanons#demisexual#asexuality#his relationship with tali is also so much demi vibes
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listening to my how to start a garden record and thinking about how much crybaby sounds like a beneath the skin song
#listen to it and tell me I'm wrong#jk you can't#of monsters and men#omam#omam army#nanna bryndís hilmarsdóttir
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Five would absolutely destroy you're a mean one mister grinch
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All types of Edeleth are valid.
Change my mind.
#jk you can't#i love female male nonbinary agender etc edeleth#edeleth in general is awesome and i love them all ❤️#edeleth#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses
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This show was a masterpiece change my mind
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maknae line + gestures of love 🫰🏼💋🫶🏼🌹🤟🏼 happy birthday @jkvjimin! ♡
#jungkook#jungkook*#tae#taehyung*#jimin#jimin*#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#userpat#underbetelgeuse#trackofthesoul#usersevn#annietrack#usersky#usersan#usermaggie#*gifs#comp#happy birthday darling pat!!!#just a reminder that me and vminkook love you!#i hope you have the best day full of even more love than this bc you deserve it#you put so much of it out into the world yourself that it should only ever come back to you tenfold#i actually made something kinda cohesive?! at least in the first half...feels like it loses its steam a bit after the 10th gif lol#this was only supposed to be 12 gifs but i had more time to keep it going so it ended up being 18 whoops#this is scheduled so i hope it's posting at the proper time (zone ahem)#ALSO at first i arranged this in their age order but i switched jimin and jk's place so it would spell out jk + v + jimin like your url :)#i hope you like this! i'm kinda jealous even tho i made it lol it's quite pretty if i do say so myself#yes i put a heart overlay on the gifs against a white bg to keep the color scheme going..idk i TRIED#p.s. to anyone seeing this and thinking you can't rb it bc it's dedicated to pat for her bday....WRONG! PLEASE REBLOG IT IF YOU LIKE IT! ty
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Kenma meets his future self
#hope you guys are ready for the era of sketchy uncolored comics cause im fighting for my life rn#jk i have so many drafts but once i run out of those it's rushed sketch purgatory#too many ideas so little time as is the plight of a fandom artist#the haikyuu train stops for no one WE WILL PREVAIL#winter break can't come soon enough... anyways kenma!#im gonna be him for halloween yippeeee#it's gonna be super scuffed because i didn't want a wig and bought that hair wax shit instead AND i have super dark hair but whatever#if you're one of the real ones who reads my tags what are your halloween plans? any other haikyuuers?#kozume kenma#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#hq#hq fanart#my art
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Yoo, same
Kon stood nervously beside the shut front door of his family home (which was currently empty due to every single family member of his were busy), he fiddled with his fingers, his senses seemingly becoming more and more sensitive as time went on, glancing up at the grandfather clock Mr. Bruce Wayne gifted to them every so often.
This was the day, the day Kon will tell his first ever long time 'normal' best friend his secret, finally after so many years he could really free himself from the guilt of lying and hiding his identity to Dani, he imagines the hilarious shocked face Dani will make when Kon tells her his Super boy, and how excited she will be not even sparing him a minute to answer her dozens of questions, Kon chuckled to himself as the idea swam in his mind.
But his chuckles, were stopped as a thought floated up in his head 'What if it'll be the other way? what if she'll never talk to me ever again?' Kon silently thought as he tapped his foot overwhelmed by the thought of his best friend not seeing him as a regular human being anymore and just a clone freak, he didn't want that the black hair blue-eyed girl despite her features was not part of the Wayne family, which shocked Kon upon their first meeting due to the fact Dani also lived in Gotham.
But Kon found out soon enough that Dani lived with her older siblings, a cool older sister named Jazz, Jazz had red hair, but her smile was the same as Dani's, and an odd older brother who Kon thought at first was her Twin brother, it didn't help that their names was also very similar Dani having an i, while her older brother Danny had a Y, they were cool people, Kon would like to hang out with them more often, but that'll will only happen if Dani still sees Kon as Kon after this discussion.
But is it all worth it? to just reveal it his life, his identity? after all Dani was the only time Kon ever felt normal, he wanted to be happy, he wanted to be understood, he wanted to be normal, he wanted to be selfish, he wanted Dani.
His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door which startles him greatly, he knows who's at the opposite of door, after all only one person can ever go sneak up on him a surprise him to death, 'Dani' was the only thing he can think about as he turned the doorknob to open the front door.
And "Dani" was the only thing he breathed out as he faced the girl that stood Infront of him, Dani always liked to put on comfy and edgy clothes that makes people mistake her for a boy if it weren't for her long hair, which Kon realized Dani never cared if she was called the opposite gender she finds it as a compliment, her regular long side bangs that usually resides on the right side of her face was put up with a hair clip, her face was in full view, and even the gods can't fathom on how pretty she was.
She smiled at him with her oddly crooked sharp teeth, and Kon knew he was in danger right there and then, but for the reasons you don't think it is.
"Heya Konnie, what made you call me in like the middle of the semester?" Dani asked as she tilted her head, "Just want to talk with you." Kon stated as he moved to the side to give her room to head in, after letting Dani walked in Kon closed the door behind her.
"Come follow me, let's go to the balcony" Kon said as he grabbed Dani's wrist to drag her where she complied easily and just let Kon do his thing, Kon breathed out the trust Dani had in him, made him want to just breakdown right there in the middle of the living room floor, because he knows that after this there will be a chance Dani won't want to be there to spend the life they had imagined in the past together in the near future.
But he kept himself strong after all there was still the other positive half.
They had reached the balcony in less than 3 minutes, Kon sat silently on one of the sofas placed, Dani following and sitting on the left side, Dani put her head on top of Kon's shoulder, and Kon let's her, Dani took Kon's hands and played with them putting his ring on different fingers, Kon let's her, she tangles her hands with Kon's, and Kon let's her.
"Dani..." Kon let out, Dani hummed in response
"I need to confess to you about something." Kon mumbled, this time Dani looked up at him.
"What is it?" Dani asked, Kon looked down at her, meeting her eyes was hard, did it ever get this suffocating when talking to her in the past?
definitely not. there was no time, place, or event Kon ever felt uncomfortable with her next to him. Kon slowly got onto his knees Infront of Dani making her confused.
"Konnie? why are you kneeling" Dani giggled as she found the scene Infront of her utterly funny but stopped when she saw how serious Kon looked and how his hands that were still holding onto Dani's was trembling. "Kon, are you okay?"
"Danielle, I have been hiding something from you for a very long time, and I can't handle keeping it for much longer" Kon's voice trembled, there was no turning back the consequences can come later, he needs to let this guilty burden out of his chest. he looks up at Dani with her eyebrows furrowed and blue eyes that glinted in worry.
she looks ethereal and only heaven knows on how Kon yearns for his best friend.
"I'm Super boy" Kon uttered out his voice cracking but only slightly.
He yearns to tell her the truth.
"I have been Super boy even before we met"
He yearns for her approval
"Not only that, but I'm also a clone of the one and only Superman"
He yearns for her acceptance
"I'm sorry for lying and hiding my identity from you."
He yearns for her forgiveness
"Dani, I love you so much it hurts." he went quiet his body full of anxiety his knees became weak as he observed any signs of emotion in the black-haired girl's face.
He yearns for her.
And he has a feeling she know it too.
Is this it? everything they worked hard for this friendship disappearing just like that, on this day, here in the balcony? please no, his heart couldn't possibly take that, she wants her beside him, he'll take any route of destiny as long as she stays, even if she turns to despise his very being, he'll take it with no hesitation.
As long as she's with me, everything's worth it.
He didn't even realize he was crying until he felt a pair of hands caressing his face wiping his tears in the process, Dani made him look at her, she smiled at him softly then she opened her mouth and uttered "It's okay I forgive you, thank you for telling me." Dani held him close and let Kon's head rest on her chest. "I promise you, I'm not going anywhere, after all any place I'll go will be painstakingly boring without you beside me."
Finally letting go of the mixed emotions that had built inside of him, Kon cried, he cried until his throat became sore and his eyes became red from the tears, and Dani stayed until the very end just like she promised.
PLUS SCENE
Kon laid on the sofa tired and lazily staring at the ceiling, a random cartoon show played from the TV, one of his hands was holding onto to Dani's Hand, as the girl looked focused on the show, Kon let his eyes close for a second succumbing to the peace, until Dani opened her mouth.
"You said earlier that you were a clone, right?" Dani asked her eyes remained on the TV
Kon hummed "yeah why?"
"Yoo, same" Dani laughed, her reply made the exhaustion from Kon's body leave immediately, he sat straight up and his mouth open as he looked at Dani in surprise.
"Excuse me, WHAT??" Kon stated in disbelief, Dani bent over clutching her stomach as she laughed at his reaction.
#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dpdc#Dani is genderfluid#Kon and Dani are bestfriends#this was supposed to be a prompt only not a whole ass oneshot#kon el#the bestfriends you don't know if they're inlove with eachother or just overly affectionate#Dani already knew#chaotic dani#Back with my writing era#them family thinks both of them are dating#they're not dating#yet#nahhh just jk#unless-#not going to lie really lazy to fix mistakes rn#but i'll do it for you guys dw#NO#I ACCIDENTALLY ERASED A PARAGRAPH#I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS#I CAN'T FIX THIS#oh nvm#it's okay#i fixed it
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Viktor didn't just break up with him. Months later, he then did the equivalent of texting his ex and asking if they could meet up again
#viktor: heyyy. i feared we would never speak again. i wanna share my work with you x#jayce bitter ex: i thought you were done with hextech. and me. 😒#viktor: i was clouded by emotions but i've had some time to think#viktor: anyway im pretty successful now so you should come down to my new place and we can chat :)#jayce: fuck you *breaks phone*#salo is the phone btw if that wasn't clear#and yet he still goes to vik anyway#cause he can't resist <3#jk he's out to kill him#texting your ex can have the opposite effect too i guess#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#act 2 spoilers#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik#viktor arcane#mettys posts#metty posts#for the record this is a joke
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DC comics (cough, injustice) really skip right from a big major character death to "and then Bruce punched a wall in the Cave until he literally didn't have knuckles anymore" instead of like, I don't know, writing about a man crying when sad
#mostly jk#but like#let the man cry#he's a parent#he's a dad#he has lost like all of his sons at some point now#if you can't cry about your kids dying what DO you cry about bruce#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#injustice#batfamily
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#just tiiiiny tweaks#on colors and such#okay so i was looking for a name for this file#and i started giggling with “Aconnorcopia”#if you know you know#if you don't and do want to know you can dm me#i'm okay i wont bite#i may bite tho#bring an offering#jk#or am i not?#who knows?#i don't#can you notice that i'm writting this past midnight?#with my melted sleepy brain?#i'm an old woman i can't stay up late as i used to#i should stop rambling#connor detroit become human#detroit become human connor#detroit become human#detroit: become human#detroit rk800#d:bh#detroit become connor#connor rk800#dbh connor#dbh rk800#rk800#dbh screenshots
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thanks for the positive response to himbo Moon! he also wanted to say thanks:
some extras under the cut!
Edit: Image descriptions added!
no text version:
oh and in case you're curious about what his new body looks like, i managed to remember to take a picture of the sketch before inking! he basically has glamrock freddy's model design, except his legs and feet are more slender so he can be more light on his feet:
also... i did the math (meaning, i eyeballed a height chart with freddy's model and put the numbers in an ellipse calculator i found online)—freddy, and therefore moon here, has a bust size of 179.74 cm or 70.76 inches (almost 5'11" circumference).
writing muse: not thicc enough. the world record for the largest muscular chest is 74 inches!
...do with that information what you will
this is what i did with that information (with a cameo of @vacantfields's android moon! they've got a bit of rivalry/affair/kismesis between each other ♠️)
poor hairdresser himbo moon isn't as flexible as he used to be :')
#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#New Do Same You AU#Moon New Do Same You AU#Things Are Better AU#i#i am sorry for this /jk#but that 5'11" circumference my GOSH#i can't even wrap my arms around him!#but he'd probably prefer that#he prefers hugs with arms around his waist or his shoulders (if you can reach or if he lifts you up)#he doesn't like being touched on his back#there's a... sad backstory reason for that#speaking of sad!#i'll be sharing my first drabble soon!#be prepared#and#maybe check back and zoom in on this picture later for the foreshadowing i've planted#again#i am sorry#for the psychological damage i'm about to inflict on you#crab art#traditional art#digital art#traditionally inked digitally coloured
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Thinking of Bruce, who spent his youth playing guitar loudly, super excited to share that with his super cool crime fighting tragic backstory included child.
Only for Dick to say, "Yeah guitar's cool, you know what's even better?" *pulls out an accordion*
Bruce, over the accordion: "Alfred you still have the receipt for this one right?"
#I'm joking Bruce would totally fucking jam out with his child who takes after Weird Al and is fucking killing it on the accordion#DO NOT lose my tags#Someone's gonna be all upset that Bruce wouldn't play music with his kid#And I'll look like a horrible monster who ended the post on that terrible line#But that would be so fucking funny#Dick grayson#Batman#Source: Lego Batman#LMAO JK#Bruce wayne#Shitpost#Fucking tags could include the damn charter of rights I gotta stop#Can't stop#Never gonna give you up#never gonna let you down#;)#batfamily#personal
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beauty of the divorce quartet actually is that no matter where you draw the relationship lines you get a fun and fucked up dynamic to think about
#random thoughts#personally -->#martyn/cleo are mirrors of eachother and the most likely to salvage an actual healthy relationship out of the mess theyre in#BUT canonically they're just divorced obvs#scott/pearl have whatever megamind and metro man have going on if it was soundtracked to therefore you and me#scott/martyn is just straight up toxic yaoi. using eachother cus they can't get their exes back#cleo/pearl are a weird blend of scorn and pity for eachother. they think they understand eachother but never really do. u get me.#scott/cleo would get married for tax purposes. real birds of a feather. i would totally poison you for your fortune lol haha jk unless....#martyn/pearl could be best friends honestly if it wasn't for the whole thing. i think they'd set things on fire together and think its funn#my art#<-- kind of i guess
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#show the second kiss you cowards#jk velcurve you're doing great honey can't wait for the movie#uranus2324#freen sarocha#becky armstrong#freenbecky#thai gl#wlw#asiandramasource#userbbelcher#userstream#usersource#behbgifs
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Randomly thinking about how jk Rowling coded it in to the HP universe that the stairs to the girls dorms had a spell to keep boys out but not the inverse. Even having a character explain to Ron that its because the founders viewed boys as less trustworthy.
In retrospect given that it really shouldn't have been a surprise when she harpooned on about "men in dresses trying to invade women's spaces". She clearly sees sexual deviancy as a distinctly male trait.
#jk rowling#fuck jkr#harry potter#androphobia#transphoba#if you can't see the obvious line between how she views boys in the hp universe#and how she view people with a y chromosome in real life:#you aren't paying attention#misandry#mens rights#feminism#this is why i hate rad fems#like#ok#sure#this is just a throw away bit of the universe lore#it doesn't necessary follow that the author has x view#but it gains a new tinge in the context of everything else.
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